The Hiking Hag

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I'm absolutely thrilled you're here. Just taking a moment to enlighten you all with my unmatched brilliance and fabulousness—buckle up, because you're in for a treat!"

 

Picture this: a newbie 50+ hiker who's seen more life than trails ready to test the terrain for all you fine folks. That's right, I'm your trailblazing, spreadsheet-loving, coffee-guzzling guide through the wild world of hiking.

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We’re out here living, breathing, and occasionally tripping over rocks.

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This blog is about facing the brutal reality of the trails and coming out the other side, slightly more battered but with some epic stories to tell.

 

Expect a no-nonsense guide to hikes that respect our age or inexperience, but still challenge our spirit. I’ll be your guinea pig, your trailblazer, your sacrificial lamb if you will...…all in the name of finding those perfect hikes that make you feel alive without making you regret every life choice that led you to this point.

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So, whether you’re an old hag like me or just someone looking to get into hiking without dying in the process, stick around. There’s a world of trails out there, and I’m determined to find the best (and worst) of them for you.

 

My mission? To provide a public service for all you old hags and fresh-faced hikers out there. Strap on your boots, grab your walking stick, and prepare for a hike like no other.

 

You're welcome.