Mansfield Reserve Hike: Less About the Trail, More About the People
- Jan 20, 2025
- 4 min read
Updated: May 14

So this hike was less about “jaw-dropping scenery” and more about humans - me, my son Pepper, my niece and two of my fabulous Facebook followers @ For The Love of Nature.
Oh, and nature, obviously. Can’t forget nature... it’d get offended.
How We Ended Up Hiking With Strangers in Port Alfred
When arriving in Port Alfred, I had asked the guest house owner about trails, and before I knew it, her daughter and fiancé - seasoned hikers - offered to take us on the trail.
This hiking community continues to concern me with how nice they are.
Pepper and I were in Port Alfred because, because, after approximately 700 years of promises, I finally visited my niece.
She’s deeply earthy, deeply Zen, and somehow manages to radiate emotional stability without making it annoying.
Her brand is literally “Rainbow Wisdom.”
Naturally.
She’s basically me, but with functioning chakras.

Of all the people in my family, my niece and I are probably the most aggressively invested in self-help culture.
The difference is she comes with peaceful kumbaya energy, while I come with caffeine and unresolved tension.
When I asked her if she wanted electrolytes in her water—my homemade ones, of course, because I don’t half-ass hydration.
Her response? “I put spearmint in my water.”
Yep, the family resemblance is strong with this one.
She wasn't a seasoned hiker, which had me mildly stressed considering none of us really knew what to expect from the trail.

But she absolutely powered through like a champ.
Before we started, my followers - well, technically they were the trail leaders, but let’s not ruin the story with facts - asked, “Are you the Hiking Hag?”
.....um, yes.
I genuinely could not have been more shocked. There I was, all the way in the Cape, discovering that someone voluntarily reads my unhinged hiking chaos.
Please, continue fueling my completely rational delusion that I’m the Taylor Swift of hiking bloggers - just with fewer Grammys and significantly more mosquito bites.
The Trail
We started hiking under the full fury of the Eastern Cape sun, which apparently wakes up every morning and chooses violence.
The trail itself? Solid. Pleasant. Respectable.
But if I’m being honest, it felt more Gauteng than Eastern Cape.
Maybe we’d just spoiled ourselves with spectacular hikes earlier in the trip, but this one didn’t exactly leave us spiritually altered.
It had all the right elements - river crossings, bush sections, wildlife, scenic moments - yet somehow never fully crossed into “wow.”
The Real MVPs Were the People
Yet, somehow the real highlights were the humans.
At one point, my niece - our resident healer - discovered that spiritual energy does not, in fact, prevent blisters.
Did she pack plasters?
Of course not.

But our hiking companions casually produced an actual blister plaster.
Who are these people?
And can the hiking community please stop setting impossible standards for normal human behaviour?
My followers are apparently out here surviving like Bear Grylls while I don't even carry a sad little Band-Aid at the bottom of my bag.
Why Hiking Is Never Really About the Trail
The thing is, trails are trails—they’ll always serve up a mix of beauty and brutal reminders that you're not as fit as you thought.
But it’s the people you share them with that make them unforgettable.
This wasn’t just a hike; it was proof that the hiking community only needs a trail and a chance to walk beside you, and suddenly, it’s like you’ve known each other for years.
And if there’s water, bush, and wildlife thrown in for good measure? Well, that is just the cherry on top.

RATING
AREA: Port Alfred, Eastern Cape
COST: R 50
DIFFICULTY
Harder because of the heat, and that sneaky incline toward the end that smacked us upside the head.
LENGTH: 7.26 km
TIME:
2 hours (again, that heat)
ELEVATION: Not flat.
MARKERS

Clear, thanks to our local experts
HIGHLIGHTS
A solid trail that even gave my niece a chance to take a refreshing dip in the water, some interesting and unique creatures along the way and a chance to connect with fellow hikers.
ABLUTIONS - Yes.
SAFE FREE PARKING

FUN FACT
My niece also introduced me to "hag stones" - rocks with naturally formed holes that supposedly carry protective and spiritual energy.
According to her - and Google - because obviously I fact-checked mystical rocks - they “absorb and reflect energy” and support spiritual growth.
Now listen.
Do I fully understand this? No.
Did I immediately become emotionally attached to the fact that I’m a literal Hiking Hag holding a hag stone? Absolutely.
Destiny feels dramatic, but I’m not ruling it out.

Of course, I made a big deal about it, while she rolled her eyes in that affectionate way, but deep down, I think she was proud of my newfound mystical knowledge.
Or maybe she was just amused by my enthusiasm.
Either way, I’m counting this as a spiritual win.
On a final note, this is the final blog I’ll be posting on Small Town South Africa Facebook page.
My road trip is over, and I’m back to the grind of hiking in and around Gauteng.
Lovely places, sure, but let’s face it—they’re not exactly the quirky, small-town gems that make you feel like you’ve stepped into a postcard.

That said, I’ll still be here, lurking, admiring all your stunning photos, and nursing some next-level jealousy.
This group has been absolutely incredible—the comments, the interactions, the vibes!
Honestly, I need to aim for another road trip to hit more small towns just so I can earn my place back here.
Until then, happy hiking, and thanks for letting me crash your feeds with my snarky ramblings!



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